Two for One

So I'm back today. I have a serious bone to pick with the airline companies. Why in the name of everything that's holy would an airline claim to have tickets for $29 when in actuality after all the "taxes and fees" and "special privelage charges" it still cost upwards to 500 dollars. That is freakin rediculous!!!!!! I understand the take.....people want and need to travel in a quick and efficient manner so the Airlines have the supply and demand going for them. The thing that I do not accept is the bold face lie that is "FLIGHTS FOR $29!!!!!!!"
Here is the deal, I hate flying with a passion. In the air I am fine, calm even. Taking off and landing however, well you might want to have ear plugs if you ever were to fly with me. I am terrified of those two necessary processes of flight. That being said I do not fly very often. When I was younger my family would fly to California to visit cousins. This apparently did not bother me. No, once againg God enjoys a good joke. He waits until I'm a grown man to humble(err humialiate) me. (I realize God does'nt humiliate anyone, it's just for comedic purposes). A 300 pound man(that's right ladies, you know you like em big) is terrified of flying, elevators, pretty much all small confined spaces. I got way off track. My very best friend in the world(next to my doting wife) is getting married soon. I of course would love to attend but this would include flying. So the wife and I scurried online one night to find the "cheapest" flights. Low and behold we found one. One way flight to Vegas 29 dollars! AWESOME! Right? Wrong! When it was all said and done we were going to put 500 dollars on my credit card! MANY, MANY, EXPLICITIVES!!#$%#$^#^#$^
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT GETTING SOMEWHERE THAT QUICKLY!!!!!!
Infact I would go so far as to say I would rather drive to Vegas than fly. At least then you get to experience that majestic nature that God has created for us. Another plus no stupid people to drive you absolutely crazy(unless that is what your family does). Whatever happen to the time of family vacations in the station wagon? Are those days gone? I surely hope not!!!
So I bid you adieu for today!