Monday, January 25, 2010

What's up 2010?!?

So I know what your thinking, and when I say you, I mean you. The guy who has nothing better to do then read this nonsensical rambling of a middle aged madman. AKA Me! So 2009 came and went like all my blind dates in the past. Awkward and kind of boring. I don't wish to brag but 2009 was a stellar year for this GUY! (both thumbs pointing directly at me!) I had no job the entire year and only went to school. Wait it gets better. I was able to borrow money from my mother which put her in another tax bracket. Hold on, still gets even more exciting. I a thirty four year old Husband, Father, and all around great guy, was able to be foreclosed on and move back in with my mother for a month. Please no applause. I feel lucky just to be nominated. Moving on, What is up 2010? I am going to make you my monkey. I am currently employed again, living in my own house and still in school. That's right, 2010, you're going down. I own you.
That being said. I feel lucky to be where I am today. I screwed up a lot, (I'm talking Charlie Sheen screwed up). Okay, so I haven't been arrested for spousal abuse or soliciting a pro, but I have my share of mistakes. So I forge ahead feet first into the final two year of the world. (copyright Mayan civilization) So no more fiddlefarting around, I have two years to change everything for the better. I am all over this! I might even get to the bottom of why people consider Jersey Shore good t.v. Seriously, what is up with MTV? Even the Buggles are going, "wow the @#@%#%, Is MTV thinking with that show?" (don't know the Buggles, then look it up and laugh later!)
Finally, I bid you all a prosperous and enjoyable 2010! If we're lucky we might even find out what that pesky black smoke is, and if Kate picks Sawyer or Jack. What? Questions won't be answered until the movie version? Dang you! J.J. ABRAMS! Dang YOU!