Okay, for years people keep telling me that I should write down my rantings instead of yell them at others. When I say "people" I mean my family. I am a blowhard, but in my defense I am a well thought blowhard. That being said I tend to lean towards the not much patience side of humanity. Okay so I'm all the way as far east as I can get. I am not patient. I like to have things done a certain way, MY WAY! Now I know that isn't very selfless, and I'm aware that I need to be more selfless especially when it comes to my wife. Yes folks, someone chose to marry me. I know what your thinking and you're right. She is an angel to put up with me for nearly ten years. That I believe just goes to show you that I, while being extremely impatient and hard headed do have some good qualities. Relax everyone I only said some. You see I am very devoted to my wife. While we have our blow out rants and raves(most which are brought on by something stupid I just could'nt help but say) we truly love and respect one another. She does understand me in some weird, my yen to her yang way. We have three beautiful, adorable, funny, talented, daunting, overly excited, extremely impatient(like me) and most of all absolutely smart kids. This I believe is God's way of trying to teach me patience. I undestand but still choose in part to not listen.
So that's my first entry, not much I know. I just wanted to get my feet wet, normally I would jump right in but the responsible person in me is fighting back(Ali-Frazier style). So tomorrow I promise will be more interesting. I mean it's me were talking about(I'm the guy that until I was 12, when I went to the bathroom more specifically #2 I had to take all my close off and turn out the light) the only problem was our light switch was on the outside of the door. Who puts a light switch on the outside of the freakin bathroom door. I mean really who did that? I want his name and number and will have all my family send him a thank you note. They all got a kick out of running by and turning the light back on. Just so I had to get up, unlock the door, and turn it back off. Gotta love the fam. Beginning to see why I don't care, you will!
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ReplyDeleteDude, you are one messed up li'l monkey! Your wife, an angel? She's a freekin' Saint! :) Seriously, you have a great family there, my man.... And just for the record; I remember your weird 'quirk' and think maybe I was one of the folks that shut that light out a time or two! Heck, we all just thought you liked to 'enjoy' yourself in peace and guiet-- after all, you were always in there a VERY long time.... hmmmmmm... ;)
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